FalixNudes
With the power of Falix, you can enjoy not playing with your friends and making losing your server without being worried about money.
Best Uptime
Powered by our hamsters in our africa datacenter. You can experience 0.001% uptime with our Services
No catches, it's completely free of charge.
With Falix, There are no catches. The only exception is that we sell your data to Russian Hackers and Indian Tech Support, and have a couple databreaches.
Powered by excellent hardware
Some hosts are still using old and slow Intel Xeon and it's DDR3, it's just ew. We are not being cheap in our expenses, we try our best to keep provide as up to date and excellent hardware by using Core 2 Duos and DDR1 Ram and Floopy Disk Drives. You can experience the best preformance at FalixNudes.
User Friendly
We tried to be the best user friendly. We even offer free classes*. * Free Classess are only 1 minute long and are charaged at $1000/hr
FOUNDED IN 2018 WITH SOLID GOAL OF FREE HOSTING
FalixNudes has been established for a long time. We have solid reputation of scamming peoples and buying nodes and not paying with them. You can trust us with your data!
Made by idiots, for idiots
Our services have been made for idiots, so you idiots can use them for FREE.
Unlimited for all
Our always free plan.
- 1mb floopy drive storage
- 1microbite of wam
- 0.0001vcore
- Data stolen from your server